My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
All dressed down with nowhere to go
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come
We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
