We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

The intelligentsia’s job used to b… Biting the invisible hand that fee… And because they couldn’t see it a… They established the surveillance… To locate it everywhere

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes