I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!