Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors