I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
You keep the peace they get everything else
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
