Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking