The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make