We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
