Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed