At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

I want what you want so I want a cow

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type