Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together