There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people