I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
All dressed down with nowhere to go
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths