Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

Never Win Anything

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

God’s abundance Enables the agency of knowing when… While the devil’s overabundance Leaves you unprepared to exercise… To wit

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course