We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…
Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
