I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans