I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD