People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married