Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

When God closes one store He opens another