When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world
There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
