To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth