It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet