God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees