Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion