In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli
God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless
