During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…