The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage