Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar