I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you