Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain