When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…