The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

How many times will they try the i… (Bringing an end to the Eternal P… Before they do the only thing poss… (Fearing God instead of Jews)

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers