When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret