Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
