If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace