There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house