My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees