When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe