A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

I will gladly suffer fools for love

Change is unknown territory And materialism is the attempt To map the entire territory So that nothing can change Cyberspace then takes the frozen t…

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…