Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture