On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God