Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing