The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten