No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie him in bowling
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did