If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I