There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect