This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
