God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest