An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Breathe in not out
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry