I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
