You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending