The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying