I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…