We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try