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Chris Gaither

Our Goose Is Cooked

Mother Goose was always considered
a good enough mother
 
Until lately we realized
her failure to smother
 
It was unanimous
so, we all had our druthers
 
And lo, bye and bye
she’s been replaced by another
 
Please make him feel welcome
as we bring you none other
 
Than our nursery’s salvation,
we call him Big Brother

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