You keep the peace they get everything else

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…